freudian slip

remember how having my first naked dream was a coming-of-age experience?

well, i almost had my first sex dream, but the plot was complicated and twisted, and someone walked into the room. (even in dreams getting walked in on is extremely embarrassing, especially if you're sleeping with someone who faked his own death in the dream, so that he shouldn't be alive, let alone sleeping with you, and yet there he is and there you are and there is the door, opening, and you scramble in a half-naked race to your bed, and he scrambles under it, and you hope desperately to avoid that awkward moment.)

it really wasn't a coming-of-age thing as much as i thought it'd be.
it didn't really happen anyways.

but it was my first almost-sex dream, i guess.

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