7.9.07

1. no phone sex

if i had known then what i know now...

i would have implemented stricter rules on our roommate agreement form.

such as hang up the phone by 11:30.
but if you're not going to do me that justice, at least keep your conversation away from the phone sex equivalent of softcore porn. (alright, i'm probably exaggerating, but still. it's unnerving.)
even if i'm lying in my bed and my head is covered with a blanket, i can hear you. i can hear you when i'm brushing my teeth in the bathroom, too - those walls are not exactly soundproof. i'm sorry, but we live together. if you're going to have private phone conversations, maybe use your cell phone and go into the lounge where nobody is at this time of night, or at least warn me so maybe i can hide somewhere.




i have to do something about phones and alarms and sleeping habits and just general rules of living with other people...
but i have no backbone.
and i don't want to hurt anybody.

1 comment:

Simone said...

I love you, Allye dear. And you will never disappear from my life. =]
Promise.